Kipkay Claims Crown as King of the Confessions

Yes, he can do everything.

Metacafe fans know Kipkay as the master of the how-to videos, with his distinctive voice explaining how to do everything from hacking a 9-volt battery to escaping handcuffs. Now he’s got one more title to add to his resume: Winner of the Café Confidential Contest!

Kipkay’s story about his failed flirtation with a life of crime, Condom Machine Adventure, claimed First Prize and a $1500 American Apparel Shopping Spree. In addition, his video scored Producer Rewards with over 36,000 views to date.

Second Prize and a $1000 American Apparel Shopping Spree went to Zack Scott for his video Shaved Pubic Hair. While setting new standards in “too much information,” Zack’s story also claimed Producer Rewards with over 23,000 views to date. In addition, this prolific Producer scored 4 Fourth Prizes with his other stories, Sex at a Drive In, Drive By at Work, Truck Stop Transvestite, and Sex Change Uncle.

Also in the category of “too much info” was the ever-shameless Nalts, whose Toilet Date story claimed Third Prize and a $500 American Apparel Shopping Spree.

Finally, a total of 11 producers claimed Fourth Prizes and $100 American Apparel Gift Certificates (in alphabetical order by name of producer):

briantracy for Just Grab her Booty and Don’t Fart on Your Date.
ChristopherMast for Girlfriend in the Basement
hersheymagic2 for Bochco Parody Murder 1 Charge
Jeff3230 for Broke Arm
mathilda for My First Time A-Z
schwac for Streaking Gone Wrong
SIRTONY for A Secret Blessing, About My Husband, Having a Baby I Hope, and Violent Actions and Wisdom
sonicIntoX for Drunk Girls Bar Fights and Madness
stevenscorses for Naked Betrayal
Zzx4k for Bearded Woman, Gay – No We’re Just Filming, and Bathroom Prank

Awards were based on total video views, user ratings, and voting by a panel of judges including Café Confidential creator Steven Bochco. Special thanks to all who entered, and even if you didn’t claim a prize, we’re still counting the views, so you could still score Producer Rewards.

And though the official contest is over, we still want to hear your stories! Get the exposure your storytelling deserves — and possibly some of that Producer Rewards cash — right here at Café Confidential. Just remember to follow the lead of these winning Producers and hold nothing back!